how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
