I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My pussy is not your playground.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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