ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As shirtless as possible
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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