it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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