He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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