Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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