Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
