Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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