She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Randomize