Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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