I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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