Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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