I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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