let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Everclear isn't food dammit
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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