The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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