is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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