I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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