You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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