Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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