We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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