idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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