Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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