As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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