He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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