is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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