You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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