a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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