i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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