We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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