The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I could fuck to npr.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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