Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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