he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
