And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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