I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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