So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
