Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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