But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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