She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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