i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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