he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
