The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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