OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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