is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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