Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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