why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
