Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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