when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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