New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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