They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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