i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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