i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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