did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
