her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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